We have just a few T-shirts left:

These are left over from when we used to work at Renasissance Festivals where Nicole portrayed a French musketeer character named Nicole Beaujoli and Mike played a character called Antoine the Swine...so called because of his "male chauvinist swine" attitude!

All t-shirts have a drawing of Mike parrying Nicole's sword--as drawn in black and white by our artist friend Larry Elmore.

All t-shirts are a parchment colored, 50/50 poly-cotton blend.
All t-shirts are available only in the men's sizes of S, M, L, & XXXL.

All shirts cost $10. Add $4.60 for shipping within the U.S.

Different sizes come with different slogans: